i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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