two words: eviction party
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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