I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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