WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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