Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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