Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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