Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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