He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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