i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I know her cup size but not her name....
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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