69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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