Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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