I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
