doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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