i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Everyone says I win the strip club
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
