we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
operation harelip BJ is a go
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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