do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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