Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize
