Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
All the doctor said was why
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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