How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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