She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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