i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Floor bacon is actually really good
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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