I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Still dying that you shit outside
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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