Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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