Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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