I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
