yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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