I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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