I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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