real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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