Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
