Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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