just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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