My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Man, jail baloney is awful.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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