okay pat passed out under dana's car
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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