I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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