After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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