I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
this hospital has no fireball
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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