doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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