If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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