I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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