You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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