But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize