the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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