I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I came so hard my ears popped.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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