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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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