Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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