yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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