I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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