the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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