Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
