Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do plants get herpes?
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