Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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