absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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