I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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