she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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