"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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