you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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